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Bookshelf

Since 2005, I’ve been keeping a list of every book and film I consume in entirety. Because how scary is it to not remember the last book you read? It’s also hard to recommend that Spanish film where the dead mother comes back and everyone mistakenly assumes she’s a ghost and Penelope Cruz is all “Yowza!”, when you don’t know the name of it.

Bookshelf

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Bookshelf 2012

Since 2005, I’ve been keeping a list of every book and film I consume in entirety. Because how scary is it to not remember the last book you read? It’s also hard to recommend that Spanish film where the dead mother comes back and everyone mistakenly assumes she’s a ghost and Penelope Cruz is all “Yowza!”, when you don’t know the name of it.

Bookshelf 2012

Bookshelf 2012

Since 2005, I’ve been keeping a list of every book and film I consume in entirety. Because how scary is it to not remember the last book you read? It’s also hard to recommend that Spanish film where the dead mother comes back and everyone mistakenly assumes she’s a ghost and Penelope Cruz is all “Yowza!”, when you don’t know the name of it.

Bookshelf 2012

It comes in waves

Heat like this comes in waves.

The people on the streets look wrung out. Strangers snarl at each other on public transportation. Islands of garbage rot in the sun. It’s really best to stay at home and lose your pants.

It comes in waves

It comes in waves

Heat like this comes in waves.

The people on the streets look wrung out. Strangers snarl at each other on public transportation. Islands of garbage rot in the sun. It’s really best to stay at home and lose your pants.

It comes in waves

If MacGyver had tampons

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I think it’s high time that we stopped using the word “pussy” as a pejorative.

We use it to describe someone who’s cowardly or weak. I’m not an athlete or anything, but I’m pretty sure there’s nothing more hardcore than being able to push a seven-pound, 20-inch human being out of your soft parts. And that’s if the baby’s average-sized. Some people squeeze 10-pound infants out. Even crazier: They go on to have sex and get pregnant again.

How is this not as respected as completing the Ironman triathlon? I think it’s just as insane, err, arduous and incredible and I-don’t-ever-wanna-do-that-please-don’t-make-me-do-that.

If MacGyver had tampons

If MacGyver had tampons

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I think it’s high time that we stopped using the word “pussy” as a pejorative.

We use it to describe someone who’s cowardly or weak. I’m not an athlete or anything, but I’m pretty sure there’s nothing more hardcore than being able to push a seven-pound, 20-inch human being out of your soft parts. And that’s if the baby’s average-sized. Some people squeeze 10-pound infants out. Even crazier: They go on to have sex and get pregnant again.

How is this not as respected as completing the Ironman triathlon? I think it’s just as insane, err, arduous and incredible and I-don’t-ever-wanna-do-that-please-don’t-make-me-do-that.

If MacGyver had tampons

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