Bobby: (after singing snippets of a Barbra Streisand song) There are two types of gay men - Barbra Sreisand gay and Bette Midler gay. Which one do you think I am?
Me: Barbra Streisand gay?
Bobby: Oh, no! I’m sooo Bette Midler!
I’m Amanda. I’ve got wide eyes, a smart mouth, and a MetroCard. And I’m not afraid to use them.
I wrote this. You didn't.
And for the record.. I have never said I was gay! This is all strictly hearsay!