The Dyeds of March

Cade shook his head when I wrote this down. Am I the only one who can appreciate a good “Julius Caesar” joke? Methinks not.

Me: I read your horoscope today.

Him: Really? Did it say “Beware of women with blonde hair”?

Me: Yes. It said, “Beware the Dyeds of March”.

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One Comment

  1. Camille says:

    That was pretty good….now, be honest, did it just come to you or had you been waiting to say that for weeks on end?

    Just kidding.

    I discovered your blog yesterday (don’t remember how other than a few wayward clicks, and BAM, there I was) and today I was hoping for a few good laughs during the day with some back reading, but I ended up having to actually WORK during the work day (hate it when that happens).

    Nice job keeping the rest of us laughing.

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