And now back to our regularly scheduled program…
I finally have the Internet again! I feel like that kid in Gary Paulsen’s Hatchet when he was rescued from the Alaskan wilderness after living on his own post-plane crash, surviving a forest of bears, diarrhea-inducing berries, and a water table prone to disruption.
Well, without the diarrhea. And the bears. And the hatchet.
But otherwise, I feel just like that.

















