His shirt made the decision for me

Friday, September 15, 2006
by Amanda.

I walked by a guy on the street earlier this evening and he was begging for change in the rain. He was wearing a shirt that said, “Ejaculating Right Now.”

Now that’s a case of not, “No,” but “Hell, no!” if ever I saw one.

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2 Comments

  1. Camille says:
    Friday, September 15, 2006 at 9:27 pm

    I didn’t know big bad NYC and lil ol’ Olympia had SO MUCH IN COMMON.

    Wow!

    As always, it’s a pleasure to come back here and get caught up on your recent misadventures.

  2. Catherine says:
    Sunday, September 17, 2006 at 12:27 am

    Now why would anybody brag about having an incontinent vas deferens?

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