I’m feeling the dementia kicking in early. A message from someone who supposedly knew me when I wore a locker key on a fluorescent green lanyard around my neck and corrected everyone’s grammar in a sniveling, completely unironic way:
“wat it do amanda u may not remember me but i went to junior high and elementry wit u back in odem….i moved to houston at the end of 6th grade i got the year book still from that year cause my tias graduated that year…..u look good and i cant tell its u from your face still cute…….anywayz hit me up check out my page see if u member me aight laterz mami”
And now homeslice is talking to me like I’m a cool kid? Huh?
Any other former classmates reading this? Reveal thyselves!


















I think I saw that guy in this video from our stomping grounds. Check him out…I think he’s the one in red.
http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/11/football-brawl.html