Him: Wanna hang out tonight?
Me: I dunno. Do you?
Him: Yeah.
Me: Again?
Him: Yeah. Lately all these extra warm and fuzzy feelings for you are bubbling inside me.
Me: Are you sure it’s not gas?
I’m Amanda. I’ve got wide eyes, a smart mouth, and a MetroCard. And I’m not afraid to use them.
I wrote this. You didn't.