Wet and wild and barely Legal.
Down enough Smuttynose Old Brown Dog, and you’ll get put to sleep.
“That’s a nice five dollar word there, college boy! Now go make yourself useful and get Grandpa’s foot cream!”
Ahem. In case you didn’t notice, that’s a rather limp reptilian tail.
The slogan of ACP, America’s Caffeinated Prudes.
I didn’t tell him off, but I gave him $2 to hold up the sign.
I’m Amanda. I’ve got wide eyes, a smart mouth, and a MetroCard. And I’m not afraid to use them.
I wrote this. You didn't.