My dad overhears my cousin Jessica, age three, say she hates something.
My dad: No, no. Don’t say “hate.” That’s a bad word.
Jessica: Uh uh! “Dammit” and “goddammit” is a bad word!
My thought: She totally forgot my favorite Southern curse - “sumbitch”.
Ex. That dumb sumbitch at Taco Bell put onions in my chalupa!
