I’m flipping through tv channels as I eat dinner. On VH1, two random people sit together on a beach and gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. Romantic music plays in the background. Something beautiful is about to be shared.
Woman: I dunno. Ever since the first time I saw you it was like, I had these strong-ass feelins for you.
Man: Yeah.
I chew thoughtfully and press the up arrow.


















Yeah.
- Cade
my bitch sed dat to me once and i was all like oh no you didnt and den i slapped the ho
was she a nappy headed ho
Oy ve! Yuck on the Don Imus quote.