Sweet nothings

I’m flipping through tv channels as I eat dinner. On VH1, two random people sit together on a beach and gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. Romantic music plays in the background. Something beautiful is about to be shared.

Woman: I dunno. Ever since the first time I saw you it was like, I had these strong-ass feelins for you.

Man: Yeah.

I chew thoughtfully and press the up arrow.

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4 Comments

  1. Cade says:

    Yeah.

    - Cade

  2. Anonymous says:

    my bitch sed dat to me once and i was all like oh no you didnt and den i slapped the ho

  3. Anonymous says:

    was she a nappy headed ho

  4. Amanda says:

    Oy ve! Yuck on the Don Imus quote.

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