Cade and I are at dinner catching up. He’s telling me about his new co-workers.
Cade: And the Director of Benefits, he looks like Gary Oldman, but younger and less gaunt.
Me: Who?
Cade: Gary Oldman.
Me: Do you mean Gary Coleman?
Cade: No. Oldman.
Me: Who’s that?
Cade: He was in The Fifth Element, The Professional… He’s Harry Potter’s uncle.
Me: Oh! Does he have flowing white hair?
Cade: No.
and the winner of the most boring conversation over dinner goes to…
too many haterz, but damn girl, you don’t know harry potter’s uncle!
godfather. not uncle.
Oh, snap. Anonymous number two is correct. My bad.