Cade is eating peach yogurt. I notice “fruit on the bottom” advertised on the container and experience epiphany - a marketing campaign for another Rap Snacks product.
Me: Hey! Wouldn’t it be funny if Rap Snacks also had yogurt with “fruit on the down low”?
Laughter, much of which is my own.
Cade: It would be bodega fruit, though! Like Starburst!
Me: Or that stuff they put in toaster streudel!
Cade: Yeah. And it would be called Rap Snacks Yo-Gurt. Yo dash Gurt.
Me: What about Yo comma Gurt, like, “Yo, Gurt. What it do?”
Cade: Nah.
Me: The commercial would show a kid and his dad sitting at the kitchen table. The kid tastes the spoonful the dad offers and says, “Mmmm! Dis is mad good, son.”
