Dating a tool for his tools

My friend, Julia, was telling me how she spent the last few months dating a guy, because he could assemble the things she bought for her new apartment. Those diagrams can be tricky and no, I don’t think Julia is any less a feminist. She’s just really bad with spatial reasoning.

Julia: I just - well, it sounds bad, but… I haven’t met anyone I like enough to put his feelings before mine.

Me: But he assembled everything?

Julia: Yeah.

Me: Well, that’s something.

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