There’s nothing all that weird about this sign, but notice there’s no door at the store entrance? That’s because it’s in a shopping mall. A shopping mall! What better place to get a dangerous weapon with which to kill people in a violent rage than a shopping mall? The same one with all the people you want to kill in a violent rage.
Is naming a urology practice after a river akin to putting a waterfall in a bathroom or taunting a friend who really has to pee with a whitewater rafting memory? I think so.
A product with a name that suggests the effects of its consumption. See also: Why I’ll never eat at Blimpie’s.
I wouldn’t say it’s all Amanda, but I, too, am semi-open.
How cool to be a guy and visit your folks on Heyson Road…
I don’t know about Jesus, but I love punny Bible thumpers.
I’m Amanda. I’ve got wide eyes, a smart mouth, and a MetroCard. And I’m not afraid to use them.
I wrote this. You didn't.