Man, I have too much stuff. But I may need this single scrap of gift wrap.
Oh, if I threw it out, I’d be sure to regret it. I might give someone a
Very small gift sometime soon. You know, like a contact lens case or any
Infinite number of crappy gifts one could potentially give someone.
Non-denominational gift wrap like this is perfect for the holiday party! So
Go ahead, carry it up three flights in that big box of sundries. Please.
I’m Amanda. I’ve got wide eyes, a smart mouth, and a MetroCard. And I’m not afraid to use them.
I wrote this. You didn't.