The 1 train, which could connect me to the 2/3 train and get me home, isn’t running. I realize I will have to go to another train station nine blocks away or just walk home. It is almost 10 p.m., and I feel like hunger is drilling holes into my brain.
So I call my mom.
Me: I’m exhausted and starving and the 1 train isn’t working, so now I’m walking home. I think I’m just gonna order a pizza…
Mama: You should do that.
Me: But what if the delivery guy gets to my apartment before I do? Maybe I should just go to the store and wait for the pizza. Maybe I could convince the guy to give me a ride to my place on his bike.
Mama: [much laughter]
Me: No, I’m serious.
does that mean you missed project runway? That is not like you.
I have got to get PR episodes. Are they on iTunes. I keep forgetting to look.