Woman #1: Oh, Jewish guys. They’re the best boyfriends.
Woman #2: Yeah! So sensitive-
Woman #1: “What’s wrong? What are you feeling?” And they listen!
Woman #2: I think it’s the mothering.
Me: Well, they are the Chosen People.
I’m Amanda. I’ve got wide eyes, a smart mouth, and a MetroCard. And I’m not afraid to use them.
I wrote this. You didn't.