I’m trying to imagine what brick juice would taste like, and all I can think of are certain types of liquor that aren’t available in grocery stores.
Name-brand Depends are wishy-washy, but these store-brand adult diapers from Walgreen’s are most definitely ready. Bring on the incontinence!
For when you need photos in a hurry.
What would you bet that a feisty woman who was a force to be reckoned with on the kickball team in third grade came up with the name “Nutty Crunchers”?
How can a hands-free can opener be advertised with images of hands? You still need hands to use it, though it’s mostly hands-free. I’m thinking an idiot letter is in order.






















Since Brick Juice was listed separately from Bottled Juices, I wonder if it comes in a can. Or a hollowed-out brick.
I’d ask, but this is at the grocery store where the manager got belligerent when I assumed the Pepperidge Farm cookies were on sale, due to the large sign that said “ALL PEPPERIDGE FARM ON SALE.”