My friend Jeremy is obsessed with terrible As Seen on TV merchandise, like the long-handled toilet paper holder designed for big people. It’s basically one of those claw devices for grabbing things off high shelves, except for your anus.
Last night, he emailed me a new product. The subject line was “I want to meet the women that need this.” Check it out:
Mind you, I’m not the C-cup or larger target audience of Kush Support. My boobs don’t really respond to the Earth’s gravitation pull. Plus, I sleep on my back.
But isn’t this the sexiest infomercial ever?
Jeremy can’t believe Kush Support costs $55, especially when there are plenty of empty male hands that can do the job for free. “That company has its customers by the balls, err, boobs,” he said.
I told him that he should make a knock[ers]off using a rubber shoehorn or even a large gel shoe insert.
He decided on one of those small water bottles that comes with a bike and snaps onto the frame head tube.
Stay tuned.
I found that infomercial very disturbing. [Nothing personal... I'm easily disturbed. ;-)]
It amazes me that a )there are people sitting around creating this stuff and b) there are people sitting around saying, “I need that!”