I don’t look at the analytics on my blog too often, as I tend to forget I have access to them. And then I forgot how I have access to them. Which password is it? Is it the one that has to have at least one number?
Oh God, now it’s asking me for the name of my school. I went to a lot of them. Uh. How did I answer this fours years ago?
Jesus. What did I even look like four years ago?
Anyway, I looked at the analytics over the long weekend. I was curious about the keywords that were bringing new people here, and oh my God, you people are sick. Please keep visiting.
These are some real searches that brought people to my blog:
- i pooped and my tampon is gone
- i share underwear with my dad
- if you have been dating somebody should you try to talk to them everyday
- illness cancer jokes
- king kong gone naughty
- my ass is so soft
- parasite tailbone
- valedictorian trying to have sex
- why not purple for mexicans?
- how are boarshead meat animals raised
I should mention that some of you get here with more normal keyword searches (or because you have the site bookmarked). I like you, too!
#9 is how I find all my blogs.
says enough about the content of you blogs
You should be very proud. Number 6 is so true too. My ass is so soft–and I only visit blogs that share this soft ass experience.
All the people in the house with soft asses, say “Hey!” HEY!