Cade and I are complaining about how neither of us have slept very well in recent days.
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The host of the comedy show takes the stage to introduce the next comic. He scans the room, looking for something to say, and sees an elderly woman has joined the group of people on the front right side of the room.
Host: Yeah… Oh, hey! You’re new here, aren’t you?
I’m having a quick conference with Sal, one of my most charming, if confused, students.
Me: Sal, do you know what text you’re going to choose for your fluency assessment? You’re going to have to read it out loud.
Alexus sneezes a powerful, snot wringing sneeze. I motion to the box of Kleenex on the table behind Bernice.
I silently pass out the information session pamphlet entitled “Sex Education For Your Child” to my Advisory students, anticipating the instant face-cortorting reactions.
In the magical box above the newscaster’s right shoulder, a mug shot appears.
Him: Wanna hang out tonight?
Me: I dunno. Do you?
Him: Yeah. Lately all these extra warm and fuzzy feelings for you are bubbling inside me.