Posts under ‘Everyday’

A bee’s breakfast






Cut a rug

Yet another reason to love Cade: He found the old code for my site meter and blog ring link. The former is no longer truly up-to-date on hits, but I’m just glad to have it back.

Cut a rug

That was then; this is now


His shirt made the decision for me

I walked by a guy on the street earlier this evening and he was begging for change in the rain. He was wearing a shirt that said, “Ejaculating Right Now.”

His shirt made the decision for me

Adventures in the juniors department

I’ve been running around since yesterday trying to get something to wear to the wedding I’m going to tomorrow. Megan’s dress arrived midweek, and as soon as I tried it on, I could see it was too big. At first, I thought I’d just wear it anyway. Then I decided to wear a Diane von Furstenberg printed dress, conventional wedding attire be damned. Finally, I decided I don’t want to stand out at this wedding, so I needed to buy a wedding-appropriate, solid colored dress in my size. The size was going to be the hardest thing.

Adventures in the juniors department

The missing pot

Between leaving Austin and moving to New York last year, I moved back in with my parents for the summer. I began to plan the move to NYC. Then I began to plan just in case I needed to move back to Austin or stay in Corpus Christi. In the end, I took a job in New York, rented a horrible apartment that I lived in for one night, found an apartment share on the Upper West Side, and officially relocated. It might sound easy, but this happened after an entire summer of flying back and forth between Texas and New York.

The missing pot

Out of my shell


What comes out if you milk a unicorn

I do believe I’ve found a few more reasons for living:


Flavored Fluff?! I’m probably not brave enough to buy it, as I like my Fluff virgin and would hate to have a Negative Fluff Experience. But just knowing the option is out there makes my horizons feel expanded and well, fluffier.

Back to civilization

And now back to our regularly scheduled program…

I finally have the Internet again! I feel like that kid in Gary Paulsen’s Hatchet when he was rescued from the Alaskan wilderness after living on his own post-plane crash, surviving a forest of bears, diarrhea-inducing berries, and a water table prone to disruption.

Back to civilization

Up, meet Heaval

SURPRISE!

I’ve moved since my last post, gaining square footage, privacy, and quiet, but temporarily losing internet access. Knowing I can’t just log and blog or spend hours each week perusing Wikipedia smarts, but I probably wouldn’t blog much even if the Internet was up and running.

Up, meet Heaval