Posts under ‘Fluff’

My friend April, knowing my love of the written word and awkward conversation, recently referred me to DontEvenReply.com, a collection of so-called “emails from an asshole.” This guy crafts bizarre responses to classified ads on Craigslist that insult, confuse, and delight.

Here’s part of one chain of emails called Stupid Dog Sweater Lady:

1. Whenever I buy something for my apartment - even something as simple as a shower rack - I can spend up to five minutes looking for the one in the most meticulous condition. This is something store employees have commented on more than once.

This Argentine commercial for the cellphone company Claro was mentioned in one of the million newsletters about advertising I get each day.

I had some of these little guys as pets when I was a kid. They only came with a “Weet! Weet!” ringtone and dropped a lot of calls.

This video may explain why my plants and I can’t seem to establish a good rapport.

I’m not sure who’s worse: the men enrolled in VH1’s Tool Academy or the women who agree to be on the show and say they love them.

“This Christmas”