Posts under ‘I Live NY’

Almost home

Before you’re home, you’re in the building, which may or may not be where your heart is. Sometimes the paint in the hallway is peeling, or the unseen lives of your neighbors produce unsavory smells. The door is heavy steel with smudged glass and a surly lock.

Almost home

The elephants nearly killed me

I work on Wall Street, which is always abuzz with tourists and office workers. Now that the weather’s heating up, street vendors are coming out in droves to peddle sunglasses, jewelry, and fruit.

The elephants nearly killed me

I broke up with Central Park West



It’s over once and for all. Goodbye to insufficient maintenance, shoddy management, and the neighbors’ visiting roaches.

I broke up with Central Park West

Thoughts (and misquotes) on the recession

This Tuesday, I made page four of AM New York. My grinning mug was on the top right hand corner under a headline that read “Less Shopping, More Dating.” (For whatever reason, the online article I have linked doesn’t use this headline).

Thoughts (and misquotes) on the recession

Because life was getting too relaxing

Despite my feeling like I’m living in elapsed time, the last few weeks have gone by as smoothly as an unperturbed sliding closet door. So I went and did what comes naturally to me - I put a bunch of paper clips and small, flexible footwear in the metaphorical closet track. You know, to keep things interesting.

Because life was getting too relaxing

Taking the beauty regimen outside

Despite my drying green face masque, I’m currently considering walking to the bodega at the end of the block for a cool beverage.

Taking the beauty regimen outside

Commuting in flocks

Against the park rules, we are swinging at a playground near my apartment. I am the oldest; he the tallest. A phosphorescent mass suddenly moves above us. It’s magical, but not. I’d wager it’s a combination of birds and sunlight.

Commuting in flocks

Save a Metrocard (Ride a New York Jew)

The bras hanging from the ceiling vibrated to the heartbeat of bass and the staccato cracks of the bartender’s bullhorn. “Redneck Woman” blared from the speaker where I sat, drinking a rum and coke and watching the bachelorette party girls shimmy.

Save a Metrocard (Ride a New York Jew)

Propositioned on the subway

Had he been at all handsome, I might describe the way he did it as predator-like, stealthy. But since he wasn’t, I’ll just tell you that he probably did some calculating before making his move.

Propositioned on the subway

The joys of no jacket

The best thing about Saturday is it’s not Friday, and the best thing about Sunday is it’s not Monday. And the best thing about this weekend as a whole is that I went outside yesterday and didn’t wear a jacket.

The joys of no jacket