“The rape occurred a mere two blocks from our ABC affiliate studio. The rapist escaped before police arrived. Police warn that the perpetrator appears to be an African-American professional.”
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He was framed, I tell you!
An exotic chicken’s 15 minutes are up
So this is newsworthy enough to make Yahoo! news? Tell me my day is coming soon. I think I’m going to buy a duck.
They oughta be in pictures
Dutch Immigrants Forced To Watch Racy Film
“The camera focuses on two gay men kissing in a park. Later, a topless woman emerges from the sea and walks onto a crowded beach. For would-be immigrants to the Netherlands, this film is a test of their readiness to participate in the liberal Dutch culture. If they can’t stomach it, no need to apply. The test - the first of its kind in the world - became compulsory yesterday, and was made available at 138 Dutch embassies.” -Associated Press
Snow dump
Well, isn’t this special?:
With 26.9″ of snow in Central Park, New York City has set a record for greatest snowfall from a single storm. Heavy snow this morning helped the Big Apple eclipse the previous record of 26.4″ set in 1947. Although the snow in New York is winding down, blizzard warnings remain posted for southeastern New England as a powerful Nor’easter slams the Northeast with heavy snow and high winds. Blizzard warnings have also been issued for far eastern Maine. In Boston, 16 to 24 inches are forecast. Drifting and blowing snow will make travel difficult if not impossible in many areas from New York City to eastern Maine over the next several hours.
I may have found my dream man
Look what I found on Craigslist just now:
If you are a castrating bitch, let me buy you lunch (seriously) - m4w - 34
Five Hail Mary’s and six Hello Dolly’s
Eddie Izzard is my executive transvestite best friend. He is hi-larious.
“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon.”
Mummy, my teeth don’t fit
There is something so delightfully trashy about The New York Post. The gratuitous puns, the overt bias, the crazy pictures… Today I was skimming it and ran across the Weird But True section. The following two blurbs had me shaking with laughter during a prep period:
