Man, I have too much stuff. But I may need this single scrap of gift wrap.
Oh, if I threw it out, I’d be sure to regret it. I might give someone a
Very small gift sometime soon. You know, like a contact lens case or any
Infinite number of crappy gifts one could potentially give someone.
Non-denominational gift wrap like this is perfect for the holiday party! So
Go ahead, carry it up three flights in that big box of sundries. Please.
Posts under ‘poeTRY’
Acrostic moving poem for TBID
The flowers I didn’t want
Hoping for the worst
Monday haiku
Under the weather
or maybe just beside it.
Not so much difference.
(Does the last line work, since no one actually says “dif-fer-ence”?)
Lightless apartment haiku
*My main studio apartment light is out again. The ceilings are higher than Amy Winehouse on her honeymoon. I looked for a lamp at Bed Bath and Beyond and I guess they were all hidden in the beyond.
Family poetry
For years, other people’s grandparents will talk about Lichtenstein’s. It is the downtown department store – the only place to buy something nice enough for a wedding or a funeral – years before the strip malls bloom with their affordable chain stores. Lichtenstein’s is classy, but insulting. It sells furs to South Texans, which is not unlike selling cut-off shorts to a mountaineering team in the Alps.
Work haiku
Head Honcho teased me today, because I kept turning the air conditioner in the office I’m using on and off. I never could get comfortable in the stuffy room.




