I love writing parodies, especially completely weird ones that have nothing to do with the tune they’re derived from. I also love my John Denver impersonation. 
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John Denver wouldn’t like this very much
Grad Schoo’ Haiku: Philosophy Edition
Paulo Freire
is a really cool dude, yo!
Get schooled to be free.
*
Did you know Plato
thought we were born with knowledge,
all there is to know?
Grad Schoo’ Haiku, Pt. 3
Forty-four minutes
past the starting hour - argh!
Two long hours left.
*
I whittle away
hours looking at sweaters
classmates are wearing.
City love
Big city.
We fought and
pangs of fear
struck me.
Cornered wrong
Origami of Apology
Grad Schoo’ Haiku, Pt. 2
She raises her hand;
the class sighs collectively.
The weakest link speaks.
*
Stupid will not stop.
It violently floods the room.
I’ve no dam to give.
You make me stronger
All day I
carry a
secret
I wouldn’t
know how to
reveal.
Phone home
He asks when I’ll move
out of that crazy place,
tells me I’m desensitized
now. I don’t see what
he can’t miss.
