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I know Christmas is over and not a moment too soon, but I have to share a picture of an ornament I saw over my Texas vacation. I think it is the only piece of Christmas paraphernalia throughout time that has indicated that Santa Claus has a buttcrack. A very jolly buttcrack.

I have to wonder what makes this masculine Pocky. Does it have hair in it? Does it induce great amounts of gas? Does it come with some kind of malted milk balls?

My neighbor’s car. His name is - well, I’ll give you three guesses.

Hello, friends.

I meant to blog back in Texas - agreed, intended, and vowed to. But I didn’t. Instead, I read a lot and thought a lot and looked around a lot.

Each time I go home, I have to visit Big Lots. It’s not exactly a dollar store, though many items there sell for merely one greenback. Big Lots is a warehouse of cheap stuff, ranging from leftover merchandise originally sold at Pier 1 Imports to weird-ass snack food items even the shoddiest convenience stores won’t stock. For instance, mad cool Rap Snacks Potato Chips:
Available in Southern Crunk Barbeque…

Or a honey barbeque variation. Mmmm, Lil’ Romeo likes it!

If you eat enough of these Rap Snacks potato chips, you might need to upgrade to some larger skivvies. Big Lots has you covered (and covered and covered and covered).

I like to imagine the artist vacillating about the decision to draw poo coming out of the dog’s butt. “Should I just paint dots? A stream? An unmistakable wafer of waste? Should it be black, too, or should I differentiate the poo using brown paint?”

I suggest it was Sargent Crabapple, in the billiard room, with the candlestick.