Posts under ‘Snark’

Adventures in Signage, Pt. 4

Wet and wild and barely Legal.
Adventures in Signage, Pt. 4

Adventures in Signage, Pt. 3

I love the familiarity of the exclamation points amid all the foreign characters.
Adventures in Signage, Pt. 3

Meta lights betta

I nodded in the direction of the display to the cashier at the discount store and smirked, “Ironic, huh?”

Meta lights betta

Adventures in Signage, Pt. 2

Is there a limit to how many winkies I can purchase at the sale? Or do I get one winky free with each purchase of a winky of equal or greater value?

Adventures in Signage, Pt. 2

Let’s go to the 99-cent store!

Renee leads the expedition…

Let’s go to the 99-cent store!

Adventures in Signage, Pt. 1

Something tells me that whoever wrote this didn’t go to colleg…

Adventures in Signage, Pt. 1

Ask your doctor if Abe Lincoln and large rodents are right for you

Driving from Maryland to New Jersey last weekend, I noticed at least three billboards for the prescription sleep medicine Rozerem. Each ad features an interaction between a groundhog and an Abraham Lincoln impersonator. Does that seem as non sequitur to you as it did to me?

Ask your doctor if Abe Lincoln and large rodents are right for you

He said/I said

He said:

Are you friendship, long term Material, if so read on… - 29
Reply to: pers-217064264@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-06, 7:12PM EDT

He said/I said

They use Pintos with empty gas tanks

Not such a good implication. I just don’t think I’d ride in a car from any place that wishes me luck before I get in.

Labor Day Weekend

The lighting on this sign suggests where one might go after ordering the meatloaf.

Labor Day Weekend