He said:
Are you friendship, long term Material, if so read on… - 29
Reply to: pers-217064264@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-06, 7:12PM EDT
Posts under ‘Snark’
He said/I said
They use Pintos with empty gas tanks
Not such a good implication. I just don’t think I’d ride in a car from any place that wishes me luck before I get in.
Labor Day Weekend
The lighting on this sign suggests where one might go after ordering the meatloaf.
Blunderwear
Oopsie. These underpants on sale at the Broadway dollar store a few blocks from my apartment are just asking for skid marks.
Now with more cancer jokes
Disclaimer: I do not think cancer is funny. The crux of my joke is an IMAGINED rivalry between Sheryl Crow and Lance Armstrong over a cancer diagnosis. They recently broke up, he’s known for those yellow Livestrong bracelets, perhaps he wants to keep all the limelight for himself. If Sheryl Crow made headlines after getting a bike endorsement or qualifying for a prestigious bike tour (read: doing something Lance is known for), I’d have made a similar joke. This entry is meant to be tongue-in-cheek, and I know it takes an irreverent sense of humor to laugh when terminal illness is any part of the joke. That being said, I believe writing is meant to provoke emotion and action. Sometimes it’s positive; sometimes it’s negative. Thank you for reading and responding. 
It’s now been announced that Sheryl Crow, that leather-faced former arm fixture of Lance Armstrong who’s written a few too many songs with inane lyrics, underwent surgery for breast cancer this week. The last headline she had on Yahoo!, of course, announced her split with Lance Armstrong, that yellow bracelet peddling, testicular cancer remissioned, Austin cyclist who’s won the Tour de France a bazillion times.
